lyssalovescookies:

flailmorpho:

wastelandbabe:

lowbutt:

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT

I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS

I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?


#my environmental science teacher was demonstrating how pumice can float#so she just went around the room dropping them into people’s water bottles#but one of them didn’t float#so then she lit a match and dropped it into the bottle#and it blew up#that’s how we found out that the kid was drinking alcohol at school x

(Source: 500px.com, via briannaclawson)

giraffesonparade:

l0v3-51ckn3ss:

Steam Powered Giraffe - mAlFuNcTiOn (Scanned)
scanned, and at that I finish yet another art project! Yaaayy!! //applauds self
Haven’t thought up what to draw next, and there /may/ be a short hiatus on new art projects while I prepare for the holidays, but I’ll be trying to finish up some projects that I haven’t yet finished.
so stay tuned, and stay fluffy, biscuiteers. <:

found it from the actual artist. Yay!

giraffesonparade:

l0v3-51ckn3ss:

Steam Powered Giraffe - mAlFuNcTiOn (Scanned)

scanned, and at that I finish yet another art project! Yaaayy!! //applauds self

Haven’t thought up what to draw next, and there /may/ be a short hiatus on new art projects while I prepare for the holidays, but I’ll be trying to finish up some projects that I haven’t yet finished.

so stay tuned, and stay fluffy, biscuiteers. <:

found it from the actual artist. Yay!

(Source: demonicdivagation, via kaimitch)

cute flower questions

  • Daisy: How old were you when you had your first kiss?
  • Carnation: If I handed you a concert ticket right now, who would you want to be the performer?
  • Jasmine: What color looks best on you?
  • foxglove: Name three facts about your family?
  • Allium: What's the best thing you can cook?
  • Orange Blossom: If you could pick the gender and appearance of your child, would you?
  • Calla Lily: If you died right now, what song would you want to play at your funeral?
  • Poinsettia: Favorite holiday dish?
  • Oxlip: Would you ever get into a long distance relationship?
  • Primrose: Favorite kind of soup?
  • Daffodil: What's the most thoughtful present you've ever received?
  • Rose: Are you currently in love with someone?
  • Amsonia: Would you ever become a vegan?
  • Peony: What's your favorite hot beverage?
  • Tulip: For your birthday, what kind of cake do you ask for?
  • Myrtle: Do you like going on airplanes?
  • Hibiscus: Did you ever play an instrument? If so what?
  • Zinnia: Who was your best friend when you were six years old?
  • Poppy: What color was your childhood home?
  • Hydrangea: Starbucks order?
  • Violet: Do you like where you're from?
  • Locust: What was your favorite book as a child?
  • Rhododendron: What's the scariest dream you've ever had?
  • Queen Anne's Lace: Would you rather carve pumpkins or wrap presents?
  • Magnolia: Favorite kind of candy?
  • Aster: Would you rather be cold or hot?
  • Marigold: Do you listen to what's on the radio?
  • Heliconia: Do you like when it rains?
  • Azalea: What's a movie you cried while watching?
  • Dandelion: Do you think you're important?

cute flower questions

  • Daisy: How old were you when you had your first kiss?
  • Carnation: If I handed you a concert ticket right now, who would you want to be the performer?
  • Jasmine: What color looks best on you?
  • foxglove: Name three facts about your family?
  • Allium: What's the best thing you can cook?
  • Orange Blossom: If you could pick the gender and appearance of your child, would you?
  • Calla Lily: If you died right now, what song would you want to play at your funeral?
  • Poinsettia: Favorite holiday dish?
  • Oxlip: Would you ever get into a long distance relationship?
  • Primrose: Favorite kind of soup?
  • Daffodil: What's the most thoughtful present you've ever received?
  • Rose: Are you currently in love with someone?
  • Amsonia: Would you ever become a vegan?
  • Peony: What's your favorite hot beverage?
  • Tulip: For your birthday, what kind of cake do you ask for?
  • Myrtle: Do you like going on airplanes?
  • Hibiscus: Did you ever play an instrument? If so what?
  • Zinnia: Who was your best friend when you were six years old?
  • Poppy: What color was your childhood home?
  • Hydrangea: Starbucks order?
  • Violet: Do you like where you're from?
  • Locust: What was your favorite book as a child?
  • Rhododendron: What's the scariest dream you've ever had?
  • Queen Anne's Lace: Would you rather carve pumpkins or wrap presents?
  • Magnolia: Favorite kind of candy?
  • Aster: Would you rather be cold or hot?
  • Marigold: Do you listen to what's on the radio?
  • Heliconia: Do you like when it rains?
  • Azalea: What's a movie you cried while watching?
  • Dandelion: Do you think you're important?
m-azing:

yetanotherplayer:


hexenwolf:


youaredeceptivelycomplex:


hexenwolf:


IF I COULD I WOULD PUT AN N7 STRIPE ON MILLA AND THEN MAKE EVERYONE ELSE LOOK LIKE ME1 SQUADDIES BECAUSE THIS IS INT. MAKO OKAY





bless your fucking white cotton socks i love you


every mission in the mako should count as a loyalty mission


#WE RIDE TOGETHER WE DIE TOGETHER #AND THOSE TWO THINGS MAY BE DIRECTLY RELATED
reblogging again for those tags

m-azing:

yetanotherplayer:

hexenwolf:

youaredeceptivelycomplex:

hexenwolf:

IF I COULD I WOULD PUT AN N7 STRIPE ON MILLA AND THEN MAKE EVERYONE ELSE LOOK LIKE ME1 SQUADDIES BECAUSE THIS IS INT. MAKO OKAY

image

bless your fucking white cotton socks i love you

every mission in the mako should count as a loyalty mission

#WE RIDE TOGETHER WE DIE TOGETHER #AND THOSE TWO THINGS MAY BE DIRECTLY RELATED

reblogging again for those tags

(Source: katherynwinnck, via sound-ofabullet)

Tags: mass effect

detectivesangelstardisandwands:

sheep-boy:

a ravenclaw inventing a spell like “ive enchanted this quill so that one dip in an inkwell and it will be able to draw from that inkwell until its out! no redipping!” and their muggle born friend just

"a…pen.you literally just used magic to make a pen" 

And then the muggleborn gives them a normal pen and they’re just like “how does it workOH MY MERLIN IT CLICKS” and they just spend the whole class clicking their pen

(via ramblings-of-a-nitwit)

Tags: Hp q of doom

selenerpatrol:

my destination is wherever this bus is going

selenerpatrol:

my destination is wherever this bus is going

(Source: animalsthatdopeoplethings, via narwhal-noir)

lutecelamb:

rainbow art of mass effect 3

(via raccoonmama)

seher-hime:

ishimariobros:

meowstang:

I want someone who has never seen Fullmetal Alchemist to look at this photo and tell me what they think is going on

guy with the brown jacket wants to tango with the blonde chick but black hair dude doesnt want him to tango with the blonde chick. the black hair guy and blonde girl are dance partners because theyre wearing matching outfits but the jacket guy aint having any of that. meanwhile blondie seems pissed and is gonna shoot a fucker if they dont break it up

That’s exactly what is happening in that picture

seher-hime:

ishimariobros:

meowstang:

I want someone who has never seen Fullmetal Alchemist to look at this photo and tell me what they think is going on

guy with the brown jacket wants to tango with the blonde chick but black hair dude doesnt want him to tango with the blonde chick. the black hair guy and blonde girl are dance partners because theyre wearing matching outfits but the jacket guy aint having any of that. meanwhile blondie seems pissed and is gonna shoot a fucker if they dont break it up

That’s exactly what is happening in that picture

(via turnaboutkid)