deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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(via crystalbrotanzanite)

Tags: q of doom

tastefullyoffensive:

[exmachina08]

thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

(via toilet-paper-headbands)

angie-andrea:

Speed: Unknown.

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Size: Unknown.

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The unholy offspring of lightning and death itself.

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Never engage this dragon.

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Your only chance,

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hide and pray it does not find you.

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(via turnaboutkid)

centaurs-other-testicle:

japert:

Friends with mean and overprotective parents

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when they are so overprotective you guys can hardly hang out

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Being the friend with overprotective parents

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(Source: yeigar, via crystalbrotanzanite)

Omfg "talk about" is a lot cuter than ask me

  • 1: Talk about the first time you watched your favorite movie.
  • 2: Talk about your first kiss.
  • 3: Talk about the person you've had the most intense romantic feelings for.
  • 4: Talk about the thing you regret most so far.
  • 5: Talk about the best birthday you've had.
  • 6: Talk about the worst birthday you've had.
  • 7: Talk about your biggest insecurity.
  • 8: Talk about the thing you are most proud of.
  • 9: Talk about little things on your body that you like the most.
  • 10: Talk about the biggest fight you've ever had.
  • 11: Talk about the best dream you've ever had.
  • 12: Talk about the worst dream you've ever had.
  • 13: Talk about the first time you had sex/how you imagine your first time.
  • 14: Talk about a vacation.
  • 15: Talk about the time you were most content in life.
  • 16: Talk about the best party you've ever been to.
  • 17: Talk about someone you want to be friends with.
  • 18: Talk about something that happened in elementary school.
  • 19: Talk about something that happened in middle school.
  • 20: Talk about something that happened in high school.
  • 21: Talk about a time you had to turn someone down.
  • 22: Talk about your worst fear.
  • 23: Talk about a time someone turned you down.
  • 24: Talk about something someone told you that meant a lot.
  • 25: Talk about an ex-best friend.
  • 26: Talk about things you do when you're sick.
  • 27: Talk about your favorite part of someone else's body.
  • 28: Talk about your fetishes.
  • 29: Talk about what turns you on.
  • 30: Talk about what turns you off.
  • 31: Talk about what you think death is like.
  • 32: Talk about a place you remember from your childhood.
  • 33: Talk about what you do when you are sad.
  • 34: Talk about the worst physical pain you've endured.
  • 35: Talk about things you wish you could stop doing.
  • 36: Talk about your guilty pleasures.
  • 37: Talk about someone you thought you were in love with.
  • 38: Talk about songs that remind you of certain people.
  • 39: Talk about things you wish you'd known earlier.
  • 40: Talk about the end of something in your life.
kharshan:

Ooooh, I’ve apparently tricked 200 people into following me somehow? Hey there! How are you all doing? But, with that number, I guess it’s time for a small giveaway to convince you to stay a while.
Prizes!
Three people will each win either…
- £15 Amazon giftcard- £15 Etsy giftcard- £15 Comixology giftcard- £15 worth of games from Steam
Prizes will of course be converted to your local currency if necessary. If you win and would rather have a giftcard from somewhere else, then we can talk.
Rules!
- One like and one reblog only- No giveaway blogs- Must be following me (duh)
Giveaway will end on August 31st, when I will choose the winners with a random number generator. Good luck!

kharshan:

Ooooh, I’ve apparently tricked 200 people into following me somehow? Hey there! How are you all doing? But, with that number, I guess it’s time for a small giveaway to convince you to stay a while.

Prizes!

Three people will each win either…

- £15 Amazon giftcard
- £15 Etsy giftcard
- £15 Comixology giftcard
- £15 worth of games from Steam

Prizes will of course be converted to your local currency if necessary. If you win and would rather have a giftcard from somewhere else, then we can talk.

Rules!

- One like and one reblog only
- No giveaway blogs
- Must be following me (duh)

Giveaway will end on August 31st, when I will choose the winners with a random number generator. Good luck!

(via kharshan)

Tags: giveaway

towerofpimps:

thelostnightingale:

imjustthecoffeeboy:

ariverrunsthroughtime:


hesaidonlyoneword-run:
shot on the tail bone? 

Bludgeoned to death on top of my head?

Stabbed in the elbow?

stabbed right the in center of my chest!

Shot in the back of the head.

I took an arrow to the knee :D

towerofpimps:

thelostnightingale:

imjustthecoffeeboy:

ariverrunsthroughtime:

hesaidonlyoneword-run:

shot on the tail bone? 

Bludgeoned to death on top of my head?

Stabbed in the elbow?

stabbed right the in center of my chest!

Shot in the back of the head.

I took an arrow to the knee :D

(via crystalbrotanzanite)